Friday Fun

 

Mick was born into a large Irish-Algonquin family

in Vermont.

Vermont is considered America's gateway to incest,

insanity, insipidity and international ecological 

hikes around poorly maintained farms and polluted

backwater ponds teeming with multi-eyed tadpoles

and diseased perch.

Vermont leads the nation in traumatic brain injuries

as stoned skiers are forever crashing into giant trees

and it also leads so-called New England in the

 production of irksome politicians like the

Commie bastid from Burlington, Bernie Sanders, 

and the equally offensive bastid, Patrick Leahy, who

has been in the senate since before Hawaii became a 

state.

Vermont also leads the nation in the production of 

God's Eyes and there are numerous catalogues

available that highlight the Green Mountains Arts

community which is famously populated by queers

and communist cranks.

Vermont has gigantic storage facilities in the 

Northeast Kingdom which house massive collections

of unsold WWJD items manufactured by 

evangelicals back in the day; items like head bands

wrist bands, rubber bands, band aids and toaster 

covers.

Most female adolescents spend their high school

years trying to get knocked up so they can get on 

welfare and support their shiftless boyfriend who 

spends all day long playing video games while

telling everyone he is a DJ