Friday Fun

 

As an environmental, climate and peace activist I am always striving to make the world a better place and I have hit upon an idea that will make  the world a more enjoyable place in which to live and will tend to reduce the negative thoughts some people have about  others.

So, let's get right to the point, the point is using a universal nickname for others.

The universal nickname is Ham Hock and if we think that every person we have ever heard about or will ever hear about had the nickname Ham Hock we'd likely be more favorably disposed towards them. 

Here are just a few names to consider:

Tokyo Ham Hock Rose

Donald Ham Hock Trump

The Dali Ham Hock Lama

Joseph Ham Hock Stalin

Hilary Ham Hock Clinton

Mohandas Ham Hock Ghandi

Killer Ham Hock Kowalski

Harvey Ham Hock Weinstein

Ruth Bader Ham Hock Ginsburg

Judas Ham Hock Iscariot

Dennis The Ham Hock Menace

Speedy Ham Hock Gonzalez

Saddam Ham Hock Hussein

Big Ham Hock Brother

Bugsy Ham Hock Seigel

Lizzie Ham Hock Borden

Barack Ham Hock Obama 

Tom Ham Hock Brady

Lynette Squeaky Ham Hock Fromme

Benjamin Ham Hock Netanyahu 

Hideki Ham Hock Tojo

Richard Milhouse Ham Hock Nixon

Joey Ham Hock Buttafuoco

Joe Ham Hock Biden

Adolph Ham Hock Hitler

and, obviously, 

Shirley! Shirley, Shirley

Bo-ber-ley, bo-na-na fanna

Fo-fer-ley. fee fi mo-mer-ley, Ham Hock Shirley!

If you adopt this mental habit of thinking of everybody as having the nickname Ham Hock you'll find you are a much happier person.

Ham Hock Peace and Ham Hock love