The Florida Gubernatorial Debate

I  watched the Charlie Crist - Ron DeSantis debate last night and it was a clown show 

Each side has its partisan Howler Monkey sections and when Charlie or Ron said something that they liked they’d start screeching and howling, slapping each other on the back, grabbing their crotches and flinging poo at their opponents. 

When I first turned the debate on I thought I heard a mini helicopter circling inside of the arena but it was merely the host Liz Quirantes, local TV news reader, blinking her giant fake eye lashes together.

Liz makes Tammy Faye Baker look like an Amish Spinster. 

No matter what the topic was Ol’ Charlie would find a way to work abortion into his answer.

Liz Quirantes “ Congressman Crist, gas prices have become a big issue in the State of Florida. What can you do to deal with this issue?”

Crist “ We’ll, that’s an excellent question Liz. Why won’t Ron DeSantis support abortion at any time so poor Floridian single Moms don’t have to drive to Connecticut for their health care?”

It went on and and on and on like that forever and I imagine Rocket Man in North Korea was watching the debate and thinking“ Americans are watching this and ignoring what I have to say; to hell with this. imma fire another missile over Japan”

These debates are a joke but it did remind me of something I read on Twitter a few days ago that was really funny and evoked in me a mental image that played out in the theatre of my mind.

A liberal was describing what it was like to debate a Maga Republican 

“ It’s like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just walks all over the board knocking over the pieces, shits all over the board and then it struts around like it’s won”