Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Trump saves the world; secrets revealed

Shortly after lunch, Mick got a call from another insider and we exchanged the challenge and reply secret spy identifier code:



Hello, this is Mick

What type of cookie does a midget prefer? 

Shortbread

Meet me at The Honor Bar on Palm Beach in 43 minutes; ask for Blackbird; I'll be the bald guy wearing a funny 'at.

I arrived precisely 47-54 minutes later and I saw Blackie sitting alone at the bar; this time I initiated the  challenge; "What did the Giraffe say to the bartender?"

Stinky: The Highballs are on me.

Go...

I got some more information but don't say it came from me.

You know how Colonel Kurtz cut Tulsi Gabbard out of the planning and implementation of Operation Stink Missile?

Yes

Guess who took her place?

Omaroso?

No; Steve Bannon; and the worst thing is I think it was Walter Sobchack dressed up to look like Steve Bannon.

What gave it away was when Bannon starting talking about The Rules Based Order;

Yep, I gotcha.

Well, Colonel  Kurtz started talking about how he needed solid evidence to convince his voters he had no choice but to initiate Operation Stink Missile to save the world rather than his voters realising he is Bibi's Bitch; 

Kurtz: "I don't want to look like that minority dink who went to the UN claiming that our enemies were caught dead to right buying Yellow Cake or some shit like that...

I want irrefutable proof, like a nuclear tipped tow missile.."

Bannon jumps right in and says he can get Kurtz (He also calls him Dude) a red painted nuclear tow missile;


And once he had the evidence nailed down Kurtz said, "It's go time..."

When Kurtz asked what would happen if his voters found out the truth.

Presidential spokesman, Stephen "Dong Dome" Miller said; "Remember Animal House?"



And that's how Trump saved the world.


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