Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Lutherans and Seahorses












The Lutheran faithful is not a Church because it does not have Apostolic Secession, Holy Orders, Eucharist, Holocaust (Holy Sacrifice of Mass) and so please stop identifying it as a Church for such use tends to confuse (at best) 
and corrupt (most likely) the intellects of the faithful.

We do not identify seahorses as being part of the horse family/Equus Genus and so, please, stop labelling the Lutheran faithful a Church.

Seahorses are a genus of fish belonging to the fish family, Syngnathidae, while Lutherans are a genus of christians born into a false religion which also includes other heretics who were also born into false religions.

We have been seduced by Ecumenism (The Universal Solvent of Tradition) to think only of what unites us while forgetting to remember the crucial truths that divide us.

If we were to extend this praxis to other areas of life, we'd soon see of how little value such a praxis is.

Fact; A man's lung is comprised of the virtually the same amount of water as is a pear.

Ecumenism among the species:

My, God!!! My lung has the same amount of water as a Pear!!!! Do you know what that means? In Creation there is virtually no difference between a lung and a pear. O, O, and get this!!  I have two lungs. A Pair of lungs. A Pair. O, my God...Can't you see? A Pear is a pair is a Pear!!!

That means that Jesus could have been born a pear and still have redeemed us and it would have even made more sense for He saved us by dying on a tree and where do pears grow? That's right. And we haven't even gotten to the tree in Paradise....


Tuesday, November 1, 2016

The Good, the Bad, and the Bug Me

                          The good




Bone fragments of all Twelve Apostles. Yes, this is an authenticated collection of first class relics.  Lord have Mercy.

This is the personal possession of our Pastor, Fr. Downey.





The Bad was the sermon during which Fr. Downey expressed regret that so many Catholics would not come to Holy Day Mass but would surely present themselves for Communion the next Sunday (rough paraphrase) ; But, I don't want to tell them what they are doing is wrong and neither should you.


Accessory to Another’s Sin


I.   By counsel
II.  By command
III. By consent
IV. By provocation
V.   By praise or flattery
VI. By concealment
VII.By partaking
VIII.By silence
IX.  By defense of the ill done

The Bug Me
The Lil' Licit Liturgy and its happy-clappy music.