Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Dutch Key

Yesterday, I had a bit of sport with World
Youth Day and I also had some fun with The
Rhine revolutionaries whose captious
interventions at Vatican Two have borne such,
um, interesting fruit this past one-half century
and more.

And in dealing with the Rhine Revolutionaries
I made-up some Dutch names

The highly respected Dutch Theologian, Fr. Meneer Eikel, of Naaktgeboren, Poepjes Seminary in Holvast Klootwijk told CNS yesterday that:  Unless we become like the adolescents in the post-Christian West, we are likey to lose the essence of what it means to be a pilgrim church on its way to the new Atlantis, stopping occasionally because it has to run behind a bush to pee, before rejoining the world youth in the modern life of the people of G*d which is slowly circling the existential drain. Amen?

The Dutch Key to decode those names:

Meneer Eikel; Mr. Dickhead

Naaktgeboren, Poepjes; Poopies


Holvast; Ass grip

Klootwijk; Village of Balls


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