Smash burger

 A smash burger?

If one went into a Diner back in the day and saw a cook smashing the fat out of a burger the customer could legally brain him with a fire extinguisher 

A burger should be like the first one ever made at Cain’s East of Eden Diner 

A burger made of serpent cooked on a flat rock set over smoldering Sittum wood.

The burger would be crusty on the outside and medium rare on the inside, served on a bun as attractive as the buns of a Shulamite maiden.

If one was sitting at Abel’s Table inside Cain’s, one was allowed only one thin slice of Eden tomato on his serpent burger