Sexy Sede

 A sedevacantist is an Ex Catholic who claims he is the only real Catholic because he rejects the modern Popes, whom he claims are all heretics and, thus, not Catholic.

Halloween ought to be celebrated as their day; a day in which they honor dead Popes who wander through their minds speaking old encyclicals while wearing colorful Fiddlebacks.

Ol' Mick rewrote the lyrics to this once popular song as a way to humorously honor our friends the Sedes.

We wait for their return home by keeping the Tabernacle light on.

Sexy Sede

Released after the death of Pope Pius XII

Sexy Sede, what have you done?
You made a fool of Faithfulones.
You made a fool of Faithflones.
Sexy Sede, oh what have you done?

Sexy Sede, called the Popes fools..
You laid it down for all to see.
You laid it down for all to see.
Sexy Sede, recent Popes are just sad fools.

One sunny day, the world was waiting for a Pope
She came along to turn on ev'ryone.
Sexy Sede, the greatest of them all.

Sexy Sede how did you know
The world was waiting just for you,
The world was waiting just for you?
Sexy Sede now everyone follows you

Sexy Sede you'll get yours yet,
However big you think you are,
However big you think you are.
Sexy Sede, oh, you'll get yours yet.

You gave her ev'rything you owned just to walk the plank with her
Just a smile would lighten ev'rything.
Sexy Sede, she's the latest and the greatest of them all. 

You made a fool of ev'ryone.
Sexy Sede
However big you think you are,
Sexy Sede