Friday Fun

It is fairly well known that both Texas and Florida have legitimate claims to have been the states to have first celebrated Thanksgiving in America but we will stick with the establishment claim of the odd fellows from Perfidious Albion as having been the first.

These people, most often referred to as Pilgrims, were known for their hard wooden shoes and their hard heads and it is said it was their women who put the grim in Pilgrims.

Know for having severe faces and possessing almost no knowledge of what true religion is, this unhappy people were open minded only to the extent that the women of the huddled horde learned how to pee in the woods, a questionable skill taught to them by the Indian Maiden who, because of how she did it, passed into historical lore bearing the nickname Squato.