Americana #1. Coincidence or Conspiracy?

 

I think many readers have either watched or heard about the once popular TV Show, "All in the Family." 

One of the stars of the show was a woman named Sally Struthers 

She played, Gloria Stivic, wife of Meathead Mike, and she was the daughter of Archie Bunker.

Her acting ability consisted almost entirely of wailing like a Wiccan.

Oncet, the creator of the show, Norman Lear, became deathly ill when the bleach from his 'at seeped into his brain and it blowed up on him and he upped and died and the Synagogue cried and women of the Synagogue, named Naomi, Ruth and Esther, baked hundreds of Shiva Briskets but Sally Struthers was never invited because she believed in God and preferred  funeral potatoes.

Ostracised, from the Show's Cast and Synagogue, she became sullen and decided to go into the commercial racket and she began to pack on the pounds and she became a buxom bohunk bellyaching about starving kids (talk about irony).

When that gig rapidly went south Sally thought to her own self: Dang, my career is in the shitter. Lear has jetted oft to hell so there is no possibility of an All in The Family Part Deux so imma really start hitting the  Chocolate Fountain at The Golden Corral and try to look more like Dub Taylor and then maybe I can get hired on Gunsmoke or something.

Did it work? You decide:

Conspiracy or Coincidence?

Verdict? Conspiracy.