American history that could fit under a nutshell.(1)

George Washington,* The first POTUS, was in the service of our enemy England before he became a traitor to that nation and went to war against them and then became a traitor to his new country after Shay's rebellion irked him and he realised the central government wasn't strong enough to just kill all of the voters who pissed  them off or secretive enough so it could just run experiments on citizens just for the hell of it or to see what would happen to the poor bastids if it infected them with some exotic toxin or something so he pledged to his state of Virginia that he would go to Philadelphia to fix The Articles of Convention but instead was part of the coup that created the Constitution instead.

When Ben Franklin was asked what type of government The Constitution had given to us he said, I like to have sex with old women.

I was thinking about this the other day when I was arguing about politics on X and some clowns there were carping about politicians in America breaking their campaign promises.

Upset about politicians breaking campaign promises?

There is noting more American than that. All of our most important political leaders have been traitors and liars.

O, and it suddenly started to hail here which brings up Nathan Hale  who was an American  spy caught by them British bastids who kilt him by hanging him

See what I am on about?

Hale taught at Yale (He received a full ride scholarship because his name rhymed)  which brings up the point that it has been too damn long since the hanging of a Yale graduate.

You know who else graduated from Yale?

William Howard Taft, the fattest POTUS ever and affectionately known as The Lizzo of Presidents.

George "Read my Lips" Bush was also a Yale grad but not his tarded son, Dubya, who was the POTUS who vowed I will defeat evil by invading the worst of the crummy countries alphabetically, Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran.

Hilary Clinton graduated from Yale 

* In 1755, Washington served under British General Edward Braddock on a failed mission to retake the Ohio Country from the French. Despite the defeat, he was promoted to Colonel and named Commander of all the military forces in Virginia.