On this Memorial Day my memories of my favorite unnecessary war was Operation Urgent Fury ( OUF which was the sound made by the inmates of the Mental Hospital when the Navy mistakenly bombed it in Grenada)
The invasion date is now Thanksgiving Day in Grenada even though Turkeys are not native to Grenada.
If I am at a Mall and I suddenly feel like I have to go to the bathroom I experience Urgent Fury while looking for a bathroom.
It always makes me think of how our heroes liberated the Grenadians (it is also what I call members of the Green Party in Canada).
POTUS Ronald Reagan ordered the invasion of Grenada and during WW2 he served in the Military in the deadly Army Air Force First Motion Picture Unit.
During his service he heroically pretended to shoot down enemy aircraft but it is not true that he had a money as his co-pilot because monkeys go mental when they see altimiters.
Even developing dementia did not harm his heroic reputation even though Biden's dementia did sort of cloud his numinous accomlishments.
In the Middle Ages the rich served in the front lines because they shared the war booty
Now, the rich stay at home owing to their heroic job of giving speeches and faking evidence of WMDs
For instance, the greatest POTUS ever, Donald J Trump, was unable to be a war hero because he had bad feet and was in college whereas POTUS Joseph Robinette Biden was prevented from being a hero owing to College and Asthma.
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