I can get to a safe space.
Unlike most Americans, I travel fully prepared to survive a surprise nuclear attack from one of our many enemies.
The Bride drives the van while I ride on top wearing a welder's mask so I will not be blinded and disabled when the first nuke is detonated and the flash takes out the sight of all the other unprepared Patriots but while still giving me time to roll off the top of the van into a ditch so the destructive force of the nuclear explosion will go right over my head.
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