Saturday, April 30, 2022
Leaders in European capitols
Do we support America's proxy war in The Ukraine and risk ending up being be nuked by a crazy Russian bastid or do we stop supporting Israel its genocide genocide against Palestine and letting Jews run our once christian countries and risk ending up being nuked in The Samson Option?
Goodness, Mick, that seems a might churlish. Did you really mean to write that?
Thank you for the question pretend interlocutor. Yes, I intended that personal opinion to be written that way because there are consequences for supporting the evil ethnics in modern regimes.
The Novus Ordo Watch Schism makes captious claims
NOW (Mario Derksen) is always banging on about how Catholics can not resist any order from a Pope.
Has he never heard of Radio Replies?
Here is an entry in volume three of the 1941 edition:
347. Still Catholics are obliged to obey the Pope in all things.
There is no authority in the Church to command what is evil. If any authority did so, Catholics are obliged to disobey such commands. If, for example, the Pope sent me a special command to murder some special enemy of the Church, I would absolutely refuse to obey. And if the Pope charged me with disobedience, I would reply, "I owe you no obedience when you command what is clearly sinful." But there is not the least likelihood of any Pope commanding anyone to do what is sinful.
Friday, April 29, 2022
Friday Fun
Scientists at The Jet Propulsion Lab in California stumbled upon evidence of the world largest lesbian hickey ever when they performed a routine physical on a woman who had volunteered to be an Astronaut as part of NASA's Fake Moon Landing Project.
A BOLO has been issued for this woman
Thursday, April 28, 2022
Hollywood Mystery.
Who convinced Sally Struthers it was a good idea to try and look like Dub Taylor?
Unusual menu item
I took the Bride to a restaurant that had a daily special that I just had to try.
Chunky Cheerleader Legs.
They were quite tasty
Just how whacked are the Christian Zionists?
Here is one of their chart that illustrate their beliefs
Is the media stupid or merely evil when it comes to the claims that the GOP is racist?
Our ticket, Our Motto: This is a White Man's Country; Let White Men Rule." Campaign badge supporting Horatio Seymour and Francis Blair, Democratic candidates for President and Vice-President of the Unites States, 1868
Demented Darwinists
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/when-whales-walked-on-four-legs.html
According to Demented Darwinists, Whales were once mammals which stalked the earth, walking on four legs, eating rodents and teeny rabbits and leaving footstool sized stool all over the place which Dung Beatles swarmed upon, forming it into giant turd-balls before rolling the turd-balls away to be buried underground to serve as food for their children.
What, the same shit again for supper, one imagines Baby Billy Dung Beatle complaining but this Evolutionary Fact # 742 is not about Dung Beatles but their much larger once land-loving lunatic cousin, the Pre-Whale.
At some point in time - prolly 25 billion years ago - a bunch of pre-whale mammals were hunting for rodents and teeny rabbits near a body of water, perhaps an enormous pool of urine or an ocean, when one precocious Pre-Whale had the thought, I’ll bet ya it’d be cool to change into a whale and live in the water and eat krill or baby seals and so it set out on the long time-consuming process of changing its species because a change in species is not an overnight thing as you well know.
The first thing the pre-whale had to do was to figure out how and hell it could breathe easily while swimming in a huge body of urine or, better yet, an ocean.
Me and my kind have been plodding around on land for what seems like six billion years or so and we have always breathed through our noses and mouth but we are going to have to change all of that and breath through a hole in the top of our heads.
Now, all we have to do is concentrate really hard and randomly mutate for six or seven million generations until we no longer have to breathe through our noses and mouth but breathe through that brand spanking new hole we will eventually have in the top of our heads and in which those damn birds will prolly keep building nests in until we hightail it out to sea.
Once we do that, we can randomly mutate for another six or seven million generations until such time as we can live in water and only use our blowhole to breathe and but we will keep our mouths solely for eating krill, baby seals and the occasional surfing bunny.
The easy part was randomly mutating away our legs and feet and replacing them with flippers and fins and what not. That was easy and we accomplished that in, o, about for or five billion years.
And the rest, as they say, is Evolutionary History.
The famous Evolutionary Scientist, Sir Brochan Ferguson "Bum Bum” Tearlarch, Professor of Paleontology and Anachronistic Atheism at Edinburgh University in Scotland, was asked if he believed in the evolution of the Whale?
Believe, in it? Hell, yes man!! I seen it happen a hunnert times. And don't give me any of that teleology crap either. Sure, it might seem incongruous that one species changed into another with that change involving millions of intricate and complex changes all advancing in one direction to serve a predetermined outcome but that is just a silly way to try and work God into the explanation for what really are just random mutations and natural selection in the sense that if but one of those million intricate and complex changes were in a different direction that the whole purpose (OK, I think purpose is not quite kosher here) would have come a cropper but Whit's fur ye'll no go past ye and so now will ye buy me a wee dram?
Wednesday, April 27, 2022
Cis does not exist. He used to, when he was the Father of Saul
The modern Cultural Commies try to indoctrinate Christians into their malign and maniacal cult in which there exist many genders but there have only ever been men and women.
The old axiom is true - man has sex and language has gender.
Cis used to exist. He was the father of Saul and we first meet him in 1st Kings
Tuesday, April 26, 2022
Daily White House Calendar leaked to me
There is a fake daily calendar of the POTUS available below in which Biden appears as a hologram or one of several substitutes stumble and mumble through whatever sycophantic interview he sits for.
I have the real schedule here:
7:00 AM Still sleeping soundly as a recording of light rainfall plays on a Yogasleep speaker.
8:00 AM Dr. Jill softly walks into the bedroom and gently opens the blinds and Joe slowly comes to wakefulness.
Good morning, Honey...You'll have to get up pretty soon because the Daily Briefing is at 9:00
8:30 AM The POTUS arrives for his breakfast, a big bowl of Lucky Charms and, charmingly, greets the minority staff, Good morning, its great to see your colored faces this day.
9:00 AM Joe eases into his Lazy Boy as he prepares for the Daily Intelligence report, Whew, I had a doozy of a dream last night. I dreamt there were troops all over Washington... Good Morning Mrs. Vice President Harold, you're looking pretty today...Do I detect the smell of a new shampoo?
9:05 AM Joe is dozing soundly while VP Harris listens intently to the Daily Briefing, smiling with a practiced joviality as she pretends to understand what is being communicated.
10:00 AM Dr Jill closes the meeting by asserting her soft but puissant presence; I'm sorry gentleman but that is enough for today. The POTUS needs a break before lunch...
Dr Jill waits for the official White House photographer to enter the room before she gives the POTUS a quick kiss on his cheek.
There are no scheduled events until 2:00 PM and so the POTUS goes to the Oval Office and tries to watch reruns of The Merv Griffin Show; Doctor Trill, I heard Ann Margaret is going to be on Merv, can I watch her?
My rule, three strokes and you're out. Watch Petticoat Junction, they got some good looking gals on that..
The POTUS starts watching Petticoat Junction reruns and says to himself; I love the part of the theme song where it says that Joe is moving kind of slow at the Junction - My Jife Will says that reminds her of me...Tee hee.
2:00 PM Some members of the Cabinet of The POTUS arrive for a meeting; Is that all of them, Vice President Carmen?
Yes, Mr. President, and don't let anyone tell you you do not have a big cabinet ...
2:30 PM Dr. Jill peeks her scrunchy bedecked hair into the room and says, Ok, everybody, time to put a lid on the meeting. The POTUS needs a little alone time until his 6:00 PM supper...
From 2:30 until 5:54 PM, The POTUS plays his favorite game:
Man o man, I wish these ducks were all Trump family members...
5:45 PM, Dr. Jill arrives to stop The POTUS from playing his game and tells him its time for supper,
Honey, will you turn that crap off for crying out loud...Sorry, I mean its Din Din time Darlin'
OK, Proctor Bill. I just set a new record.. Now, I'm starving, but not starving like the poor people in that sad place, what's-it-called?
6:00 PM The POTUS tucks into a huge bowl of boxed mac and cheese and at 6:25 PM Dr. Jill arrives to get him ready for bed..
Time to turn in Leader of the free world. You know that if you do not get your 14 or 15 hours of sleep you might get cranky and have a drone take-out Ron DeSantis...
The POTUS gets into his sleeping jammies, the ones with the feet, and climbs into bed as Dr. Jill reads him a few chapters of Wind in the Willows, You know Joctor Rill, I used to think I was like Mr. Toad and I was being left behind and going nowhere but ever since we stole the election fair and square, I feel fine...
Tomorrow, can I play in the garden?
Yes, Dear, now go to sleep. Tomorrow will be a busy day again
Monday, April 25, 2022
White Supremacy in the medical racket
Ten Doctors, only one of whom is not white.
ABS realises he must note that he is mimicking what the liberals will say about the color of his Doctors who are treating him for The Hong Kung Flu at Walter Reed Hospital in Bethesda, Maryland.
Bethesda? What about the separation of Church and State?
Bethesda was named after the Bethesda Meeting House which derived its name from The Old Testament; The Biblical Pool Of Bethesda, which is Hebrew for "House of Kindness."
Well, what about Walter Reed ABS?
Thanks for the question pretend person.
The members of the commission (sent to Cuba) were Walter Reed, who was to act as chairman, Carroll, Agramonte, and a bacteriologist, Jesse W. Lazear. In the summer of 1900, when the commission investigated an outbreak of what had been diagnosed as malaria in barracks 200 miles (300 kilometres) from Havana, Reed found that the disease was actually yellow fever. Of the nine prisoners in the prison cell of the post, one contracted yellow fever and died, but none of the other eight was affected. Reed and his colleagues thought it possible that this patient, and only he, might have been bitten by some insect. Reed therefore decided that the main work of the commission would be to prove or disprove the agency of an insect intermediate host.
On August 27, 1900, an infected mosquito was allowed to feed on Carroll, and he developed a severe attack of yellow fever. Shortly afterward Lazear was bitten, developed yellow fever, and died.
Doctor Walter Reed's idea - Hey, let a mosquito bite them, not me, proved to have been in possession of such scientific sagacity that they named a hospital after him.
Progressive propaganda
One Adolph Hitler
The receptivity of the great masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan.
Joe Biden's media team provides me with crucial information
As the Creator and Chairman of ABE (Against Basically Everything) Ministry Chairman, I have been contacted by Joe Biden's neurological team which desires that I make public this information which is crucial information necessary to make an informed decision on any authority this fatuous fascist claims.
Few men know that Ol' Joe has had two brain surgeries (for some reason Miss Chris Wallace failed to note that in his questioning during the debate) for what he would call Ann - u un, Ann u schism..You know the thing, and what we would call an aneurysm.
As a result of the brain surgeries and the migrating of the metal clips used to control the anuerysms, Biden's Brain looks and operates like this:
Friday Fun (Judges)
I take my sacred voting duties seriously for if we didn't vote would we have ever had men like Richard Nixon, Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi to order us around and tell us what to do?
One of the many fun things about living in Florida is that when us Floridians vote, we have the option of voting for judges.
This year, because I take Democracy and voting so seriously, I wrote in the name Lawrence Orbach for Circuit Court Judge.
The four sacrifices in the Holy Holocaust of the Mass
The four sacrifices in the Holy Holocaust of the Mass
1. The holocaust offered to God is an homage/offering to His sovereign greatness.
2. The sacrifice of propiation, offered to appease His Justice.
3. The Sacrifice of impetration offered to implore His bounty.
4. The Eucharistic sacrifice offered to thank Him for his bounty.
The Mass is a Holy Holocaust in which the One True Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church offers to God an offering to His greatness and power; a sacrifice of expiation to appease His Justice; a sacrifice of impetration to solicit His bounty; and a Eucharistic sacrifice offered to Him in thanksgiving for all of His favors.
The Holocaust demands a spirit of humility, the sacrifice of expiation, a spirit of penance, compunction, and penitence; the sacrifice of impetration, a spirit of fervor and submission; the Eucharistic sacrifice, a spirit of love and gratitude.
Lutherans don't have a church
The Lutheran faithful is not a Church because it does not have Apostolic Secession, Holy Orders, Eucharist, Holocaust (Holy Sacrifice of Mass) and so please stop identifying it as a Church for such use tends to confuse (at best) and corrupt (most likely) the intellects of the faithful.
We do not identify seahorses as being part of the horse family/Equus Genus and so, please, stop labelling the Lutheran faithful a Church.
Seahorses are a genus of fish belonging to the fish family, Syngnathidae, while Lutherans are a genus of christians born into a false religion which also includes other heretics who were also born into false religions.
We have been seduced by Ecumenism (The Universal Solvent of Tradition) to think only of what unites us while forgetting to remember the crucial truths that divide us.
If we were to extend this praxis to other areas of life, we'd soon see of how little value such a praxis is.
Fact; A man's lung is comprised of the virtually the same amount of water as is a pear.
Ecumenism among the species:
My, God!!! My lung has the same amount of water as a Pear!!!! Do you know what that means? In Creation there is virtually no difference between a lung and a pear. O, O, and get this!! I have two lungs. A Pair of lungs. A Pair. O, my God...Can't you see? A Pear is a pair is a Pear!!!
That means that Jesus could have been born a pear and still have redeemed us and it would have even made more sense for He saved us by dying on a tree and where do pears grow? That's right. And we haven't even gotten to the tree in Paradise....
Thump's concession speech.
I set an all time record for votes garnered by a losing POTUS candidate.
It's not even close and I really wasn't trying my hardest.
I thank all of the beautiful people helped me set this gigantic record that will never be broken, believe me
Health Matters
I have been diagnosed with PDS (Pre Death Syndrome) and my doctor - a chubby female - has sent me this questionnaire for him to fill out which will help her, she claims, to formulate a treatment plan.
Slowly count to ten, then count backward from 100 to single digits using seven and then ask you own self - Do I really need that third dish of ice cream?
Have you ever exercised or is your sedentary lifestyle responsible for your condition?
Instead of consuming yet another Calzone have you considered a cruciform vegetable or some other crummy tasting vegetable?
On those rare occasions when you do eat, say, Broccoli, is it always necessary to put mayonnaise on it?
Agree or Disagree - It is always necessary to drown your mashed taters with mushroom gravy?
You claim you read somewhere that a seventh glass of wine helps to "Keep your arteries running clog-free like a new toilet." Do you have a medical source for that claim?
Whole milk is not necessary to make a decent cheese sauce; Agree or disagree?
During your last visit your heart sounded like it was on the fritz. You were told to cut back on your homemade blueberry sauce and you promised to do so. Was that a blatant lie?
I once saw your reflection in a mirror in my office. You were making faces at me behind my back. That is so childish and makes my wonder if you take anything I say seriously. Do you?
Jews run America
Jews run America
La Civilta Catholic was right:
..any country which turns away from laws based on the teaching of the Catholic Church and God’s eternal law will end up being ruled by Jews…
.”By force or by love, this will result in redress. And perhaps the Hebrews themselves will be constrained to ask that this be initiated. For the overpowering force set in motion by that revolutionary right has today resulted in the Jews constructing an abyss, as wide as it is deep, into which all will go. And at the first burst of the engine that they, with their arrogance, provoke, the nations that have foolishly exalted them, will hurl them over it so completely, that through this means the Jews will also prosecute those nations who have exalted them, to an extent unprecedented in those nations’ histories and unprecedented in the annals of modern audacity.”
Forty three years after this was published, Hitler was named Chancellor.
Yes, the protestant revolution resulted in them disconnecting from the authority of The Catholic Church but they ended up in a far worse situation- such as America now exists – but the protestant ethos and ideology (America is protestant all the way) is that “Well, we don't need to recognise the Kingship of Jesus and legislate according to His Commandments we can have liberty and do as we wish and all we have to do is elect the right man as POTUS and all will be fine.”
Choosing man over the God-man, Jesus. Yeah, that'll work out fine...
Friday Fun
Friday Fun
ABS was inspired to send his health care funding proposal to the U.S. Government Accountability Office in Washington D.C. and to this day he is disappointed he received no response.
Dear GAO: If the Daughter of The Black Congressional Caucus Member, Rep. Marcia Fudge, married the son of NCAA Basketball Announcer, Billy Packer, her name would be Mrs. Fudge-Packer.
I don't know if there is a song about Fudge-Packers (Other than YMCA) but there should be and I think we should get the members of The Black Caucus to tap dance while John Ashcroft sings, "The Eagle Soars over The Fudge-Packers," with lyrics written by Barney Frank and then the government could sell that song in an attempt to raise money to help pay for Health Care.
Social Compact Theory
Social Compact Theory
The Social Compact Theory was a curious theory created by the libertines and lunatics who led the secession of the original English colonies in America from the English Monarchy.
Anchored in the Christ-denying days of the putative Enlightenment, the theory purported to justify the control of wealthy weirdoes over the masses - as though the masses assented to this creepy control.
The tendentious theory supposedly explains that political man is constrained to obey the unjust laws arrived at by fools and mountebanks and the purpose of those laws are, let's be frank, to take money from the productive to be used by the profligate lay-about ne'er do well busy bodies Yankees who, rightly, suspected there were real men living real lives outside of Washington and who were laughing a little too loudly without permission.
ABS does subscribe to a limited form of The Social Compact Theory, corrected by reality.
The Council of the Wicked assembled in Washington is so puissant and perverted that no man in his right man thinks he can remain unaffected by its unlimited reach and matchless stupidity and so all he asks for is that The Council of the Wicked (COWs) exists in such a way that it provides the real men with opportunities for a laugh as the COWs lead us to utter destruction.
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