On the gulf coast of Florida is the lovely town of Venice. I was visiting family in the area for the last few days and when I was walking around the town I discovered this super secret tiny air base.
Piloted by menacing midgets, the tiny fighter jets of The Venice Army Air Base are of such miniature size and are possessed of such magical qualities that only the tiniest bit of imagination is required to visualise what happens on that tiny piece of runway.
When a fighter squadron, comprised of dozens of irked midgets piloting their magical jets, rockets out of the Army Base, only 20-30 feet of runway is required before they are launched nearly vertically into the sky as they stealthily make their deadly way towards the enemy.
However, it is on the return flight that the magic truly happens; the midgets land their jets on the short runway and they are going roughly 200 mph when they enter the Air Base Archway and disappear into some as yet undiscovered location which is why nobody has been able to photograph one of the jets or the pilots.
America's midgets in their stealth fighter jets are keeping America free, as least that is what I am given to understand.
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