Hurricane Matthew

Directly in the path of Matthew is Ol' Mick.

The National Weather Service*said The West Palm 

Beach area is like an abandoned tiny kitten in the 

middle of a dirt road right in front of Matthew 

which is bearing down on the cuddly kitten like a 

road grader operated by a psychotic Scotsman 

liquored-up on single malt.

But I am not afraid. Mother Nature has been around, 

like, forever, and she is just a helpless old bitch.  

Bring it on, Mommy; let's see what ya got!!

* Many in Florida, that part of America where one

 has to go north to get to the south, many lament 

that we hurricane targets do not take hurricanes 

seriously enough but that is not because it has 

been more than a decade since we innocent whiteys

have been unjustly attacked by racist storms that

form in Holy Africa, the real reason we do not take

hurricanes seriously is because of the information

bulletins generated by the National Weather Service.


Here is what the NWS has been guilty of in the past
in their communications. The NWS will try and 
scare the hell out of whitey be issuing dire and deadly 
warnings but the NWS uses acronyms that tend to 
undermine the seriousness of their efforts.

For instance, the NWS often warns of a loss of life 
scenarios in trying to get whitey not to spend his
storm preparation time gathering roasts and booze
in warnings that read:

Floridians, be prepared for this, perhaps, deadliest
storm of all time that could very well result in wide 
destruction, economic, LOL.