Directly in the path of Matthew is Ol' Mick.
The National Weather Service*said The West Palm
Beach area is like an abandoned tiny kitten in the
middle of a dirt road right in front of Matthew
which is bearing down on the cuddly kitten like a
road grader operated by a psychotic Scotsman
liquored-up on single malt.
But I am not afraid. Mother Nature has been around,
like, forever, and she is just a helpless old bitch.
Bring it on, Mommy; let's see what ya got!!
* Many in Florida, that part of America where one
has to go north to get to the south, many lament
that we hurricane targets do not take hurricanes
seriously enough but that is not because it has
been more than a decade since we innocent whiteys
have been unjustly attacked by racist storms that
form in Holy Africa, the real reason we do not take
hurricanes seriously is because of the information
bulletins generated by the National Weather Service.Here is what the NWS has been guilty of in the past
in their communications. The NWS will try and
scare the hell out of whitey be issuing dire and deadly
warnings but the NWS uses acronyms that tend to
undermine the seriousness of their efforts.
For instance, the NWS often warns of a loss of life
scenarios in trying to get whitey not to spend his
storm preparation time gathering roasts and booze
in warnings that read:
Floridians, be prepared for this, perhaps, deadliest
storm of all time that could very well result in wide
destruction, economic, LOL.
