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                        Delta Dong

Delta Dong, what's that vestment you've got on

is it the faded rose of Gaudete so long gone?

And did I hear you say its just groovy to be gay

so liturgical dance a Cake Walk * this Sunday?

She's forty-one and her girlfriend calls her "baby"

All the folks in Tradistan say she's crazy

Cause she walks around town with a Chardin statue in her hand

Looking like a mysterious dark-haired man

In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn

Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on

A girl in a Seattle Storm Uni stood by her side 

promised her if she went man she'd be her bride

Delta Dong, what's the vestment you've got on

is it the faded rose of Gaudete so long gone?

And did I hear you say its just groovy to be gay

so liturgical dance a Cake Walk this Sunday?           

I will be gone for a fortnight as I Cake Walk away from the insanity that is contemporary life